Introduction and (most importantly) Disclaimer

This is my first attempt at blogging. The idea came to me when I decided that I would just publish my adventures (or misadventures) online instead of all of my friends coming to me each day and wanting to know what trouble I have encountered. You see, I lead a rather extravagant life. Or, as I like to call it, a fabulous single life here in Dallas, Texas. My adventures have been quite unique, and I have encountered some absolutely wonderful people along the way (and quite a few weirdos!). This blog is to commemorate these people and the adventures we have shared. Hopefully, you will be entertained.

Disclaimer: Half of what I say on this site is probably bullshit. It will most likely be posted after I have consumed a few too many Grey Goose and tonics (or that occasional Red Bull and vodka) when I see life through a rather distorted lens. Nevertheless, I will try to change names and locations and try not to embarrass the hell out of my friends too much!