The Human Lie Detector

Ms. Kung-Fu was in town this weekend, partly to celebrate the ending of her tumultous relationship with her British fiancee and the return to fabulous singlehood and partly to partake in our annual tradition of the State Fair of Texas. In typical Ms. Kung-Fu fashion, the weekend consisted of wine, laughs, more wine, great food, and of course....more wine!

We went back to Vino 100 on Friday night with my friend Mr. Gaylord Focker. Ms. Kung-Fu tells us that she has just finished training in corporate fraud investigation, including a seminar in detecting if someone is lying during in interview. Her new self-proclaimed name of the evening became "The Human Lie Detector". After finishing 1 bottle of wine, the questions began. You would be shocked what information "The Human Lie Detector" was able to get out of us. From tattoos that no one knew about to true feelings about ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, she was having us both spill the beans on out innermost thoughts. You might think it was just the wine talking (I did lose count after the 2nd bottle), but I say her skills are right up there with the best of the lie detectors. My advice to anyone who knows Ms. Kung-Fu.....do not attempt to lie in her presence.