Ms. Kung-Fu Comes to Dallas!

There has definitely been a lack of Ms. Kung-Fu on the website, especially since her life is sometimes as dramatic as mine and provides interesting writing content. I mean, I know very few women who can pull off a trans-Atlantic love affair, actually mail an engagement ring back, and then finally break-up on Yahoo instant messenger!

So, she decided to escape all of the Katrina evacuee crime in Houston and spend the weekend with me and Robin Leach. Besides, she had to meet the new guy and give me her opinion of my "1st date that never quite ended" new relationship. Ms. Kung-Fu has always been hard on my boyfriends (it's partially not her fault as all Sagittarius women have harsh tongues!), especially Karate Man. But, if a guy is hiding something or if there is something remotely sketchy about his past....Ms. Kung-Fu will find out and she is not afraid to ask blunt questions!

The weekend started with saki and sushi at The Blue Fish where she got to meet Robin Leach. Granted, he was running a bit late from work due to the "inability to find a gas station" (likely story!) but I think he impressed her at dinner and the two of them seem to hit it off. We ordered our usual Volcano Roll, and then proceeded to not eat about 75% of it due to the sheer excess of sushi and sashimi we had ordered. We do that every time....oh well!

We decided then to go to my favorite little wine bar, Vino 100. If you recall from Ms. Kung-Fu's bio, most interesting times with her involve a bottle of wine (or two!). Little did we know The Chin would be there along with a woman he had met on a recent trip (we were unaware he was such a player!). We arrived just in time to get a good table and then partook in several bottles of Pinot Noirs. The Chin's woman was quite delightful and had our vote of approval. Here are some pics of us at The Blue Fish and Vino 100:

Robin Leach, who we realized provides quite unusual and at times downright inappropriate bar conversation topics, was quite intrigued with his new Sliver cellphone and the technology behind it. I think at some point in the evening, we each heard the story about the phone, played with the phone and listened to its iTunes, and saw the computer chip that operated it. So, the "chip" got its own picture for the evening since it was so damn important:

The final stop of the evening.....McDonald's for a late-night burger and fries! We were either a little inebriated or we had the absolute dumbest person taking our order (I can only imagine what the I.Q. is of the McDonald's 24hr drive-thru crew!), as it took us about 10 minutes to order 3 cheeseburgers and a large order of french fries (what the hell is so complicated about that???). Here are some pics of Ms. Kung-Fu enjoying watching Robin Leach get so pissed in the drive-thru:

The rest of the evening was spent doing what Ms. Kung-Fu and I typically do with our weekends: eating Mexican food, drinking margaritas, baking cookies, watching incessant MTV, shopping, and gossiping about people from our hometown.

The only downside of the weekend:

Duke 76 North Carolina 83